Women: To Get Your Man in Shape!
Sometimes with Internet surfing, I will click the wrong link and it will lead me to something that I would have rather not witnessed. In this case, I clicked on MSNBC and got redirected to the Today Show with Kathy Lee and Hoda. They had a male guest taking questions from their viewers and one of them was, “How to get my man in shape?”
The man chalked it all up to motivation and they discussed how nagging a man about his weight would not always be productive, although the women argued that this is precisely what men do to them. If they are not the proper size, then the guys are ready to leave them or fool around, but the woman seems to have to put up with a guy and his newfound girth and slothfulness. Then he concludes that you only love him when he looks like Charles and has six pack abs in his 40s or some NFL player. And you, poor women, concede because most of his friends look exactly like he does with the expanding gut, too big clothes, and low self-confidence.
Ladies, I feel your pain. Especially, when you get the BS answer that I heard from that show.
It’s important, first and foremost, to understand what it is that happened to your man. I know it seems like your man got fat because he quit working out, but it actually goes deeper than that. Your man quit working out when his diet took a turn for the worse. It probably had more to do with your schedule in that you quit cooking and started relying on more quick foods out of boxes. At work, he goes to Starbucks, eats Dunkin’ Donuts, and he has to attend every celebratory event at the office where there are certain to be fattening carbohydrates. It happens in every office across America.
So once insulin resistance set in, his body was unable to systematically remove that excess sugar from the blood as it did in his youth and therefore he no longer looks like the guy you got involved with. This change in his physiology made him want to retreat to the couch and then he got fat.
So to reverse it, it’s not at all about motivation. You have got to get him to change his diet. He needs to unilaterally cut out all the carbohydrates and start eating real meat. I know, you’re concerned about his heart but trust me, they’ve spent billions of dollars on studies trying to find a link between meat and heart disease or meat and every disease and if they would have found it, you would know about it.
Feed your man like a man. Get rid of the rice cakes and tofu and give him the fare of a man. Then he’ll function like a man (his sexual prowess will improve dramatically without drugs), he will lose weight, his hair will stop falling out so rapidly, his blood pressure will come down, his mood will lighten, his eyes will stop deteriorating, his sleep will improve, he will want to be athletic again, your food bill will go down because he will no longer need to graze every two hours plus he may kick the coffee habit, and he will want new clothes to show off his new physique.
You may have to start paying attention to your own situation, ladies after this stunning transformation to ensure he’s still interested and worthy to be on his arm after he becomes so fly, but for you, the prescription is the same!
Take this on and call me in the morning, because unlike your man’s doctor, what I tell him will actually work! Plus, I’m in much better condition than your doctor likely is!Share on Twitter